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You can`t fix stupid but you can divorce it
I wonder if Oscar the Grouch has a hipster cousin somewhere that lives in a recycling bin.
A woman at my gym has a jellyfish tattoo on her arm ... So I peed on her
if I was a bird, I know who I´d poop on first.
Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone again for the first time?
Holding up score cards during sex is not acceptable, apparently.
Targeted ads are trying to sell me a new mattress nowadays. With how much Google knows about me you`d think they`d cap themselves at something like $5 footlongs or stationary.
Today is national bring your flask to work day. I just made it up. Tell the others...
Day six of my push-up challenge. So far, I`ve eaten 107 push-up pops.
Falling in love when lonely is a lot like shopping when hungry, you end up with a bunch of sh!t you don`t need.
Dont freeze your Common sense in the process of being COOL.
I`m no expert, but I`m pretty sure a lot of economic problems could be solved by extending the McDonald`s breakfast menu back out to 11am.
I lost my mood ring today. Not sure how to feel about it
Have you ever wondered if Dora is smuggling drugs in her backpack?
The saying, "Say no to drugs" has always made me laugh. If you`re talking to drugs, it`s probably too late to say no to them.