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10 REASONS WHY I`M LAZY... you know what? Never mind. I can do this later.
One good thing about being ugly is that when someone stares at you for too long you automatically know they wanna rob you.
Honk if you are reading this.
Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous ... You`re practically begging for typos.
Make your day more fun by going up to a stranger and asking "Hey, how have you been since the amnesia?"
Camping is fun if you`re into pretending that you`re homeless.
Hockey is much better if you imagine the teams are fighting over the world’s last Oreo.
I have completely mastered the right way to do everything wrong.
Don’t believe everything you think.
Telling me to calm down is the easiest way to get me to tell you to go f*ck yourself.
How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box for me to start a campfire?
The world is full of nice guys who want naughty girls who want bad boys who want nice girls who want nice guys.
LIFE HACK: Sneak into doctor`s waiting rooms instead of subscribing to magazines.
It’s not pretty being easy.
So many fun things to say ... too many relatives on Facebook to post!