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I like the part of the day where we eat the food.
My coworkers should be less concerned about my job performance and just be happy I remember to wear pants each day.
Went to the bookstore to pick up a "Where`s Waldo" book today, but couldn`t find any. Well played Waldo, well played...
Honestly, I`m so awesome that I wish I could meet myself and get my own autograph.
I need to stop making things more complicated than they need to be. I`m adding that to my bucket Power Point presentation.
Life gets a lot easier once you decide to become part of the problem.
To stupidity ... And beyond!!
Where there`s a will I want to be in it
i just caught a disease so rare that even i dont have it .
I`ll make better mistakes tomorrow.
This guy told me that playing the voilin is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing it over someone`s head.
I`m not sure who looks more frightened & confused when someone knocks on my door, the dog or me?
I`m laying on my yoga mat making up fake poses to fit my current activity level. Right now I`m in "downward facing chalk outline".
This drag race is not at all what I expected. Are they in dresses inside of the cars, at least?
When you`re a kid, dick jokes are considered adult content, but when you`re an adult, they`re considered immature.