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If you tell someone your Birthday and they automatically know your astrological sign, run as fast as you can away from them.
When does hibernation start? Because I am 100% participating in that.
How do they even grow boneless chicken`s?
I`m not a father, but I have been called "daddy" a few times.
So when is this `old enough to know better` suppose to kick in ?
I always thought a chickpea was just when girls go to the bathroom in groups.
Juicing changed my life. I went from being overweight, to being overweight and owning a juicer.
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren`t happy.
If she owns more than 4 pairs of yoga pants, expect A LOT of text messages
Screw doing situps...teddy bears don`t and everyone loves them.
If there`s a bar where everybody knows your name, you`re probably an alcoholic.
How strict is the "I licked it, it`s mine" policy? There`s some things I`ve licked that I don`t want.
I went to see the doctor today for my annual check-up. The good news is the he says I`m healthy as a horse. The bad news is he uses large farm animals to
Relationship Tip for men: When a woman says, "Correct me if I`m wrong but...."Don`t do it!! It`s a trap!! DO NOT, I repeat, do not correct that woman!!!
I was always a believer in evolution....then I spent an hour at Walmart and now I`m not so sure