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#Redskins QB Robert Griffin III back after surgery to reconstruct the ACL and repair the LCL in his right knee. He`s now RG 3.2
I can’t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.
That son of a b*tch moment when you`re walking around the house with socks on and step on a random wet spot.
is confused. Oh wait, maybe not.
The guy who named the umbrella meant to call it a brella but he hesitated.
To the dude I just saw driving a beat up Ford mini van with spare tire and dream catcher on mirror: that dream catchers not working dude!
The saddest thing about St. Patrick`s Day is taking down all my Christmas decorations.
When life gives you lemons... all you need is tequila (and salt).
With my background and genetics, you guys should be happy I am half as normal as I am.
Wow....turns out I`m NOT a Ninja. That really hurt.
WARNING: Every single thing I post from here on in, is alcohol induced.
I hate fake people...especially the ones at the mall advertising clothes in front of the stores
Probably a good thing I`m not a ghost cause I`d just stay in the kitchen and scare people then eat all their food.
Cute things to put in a letter to your boyfriend/girlfriend; I adore you. You complete me. Must stay 500 yards away at all times.
I`ve finally stopped drinking for good ... And I`ve started drinking for evil.