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common sense is like deodrant. the people who need it thr most never use it.
I`m not impatient. You`re just slow.
Debt doesn`t buy happiness either.
Once I made a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time.
There are a few people I`d like to go to bed with but I can`t think of a single person I`d like to wake up with.
Not sure if I need sex, sleep, or to punch someone in the face.
If we aren`t meant to have late night snacks, why is there a light in the fridge??
My mom says I`m special.
Why is it that everyone hears the car alarm for a good 5 minutes before the owner does?
BESTFRIEND: the one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.
Why does whoop-ass only come in a can?
Iām glad MTV has shows like Teen Mom 3 so girls have good role models besides Miley.
dont love..dont hurt...keep doing flirt..:)
We can land a rover on an asteroid, but they can`t make a can of shaving cream that doesn`t spill 1/10th of it`s contents after every use.