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lol <- looks like a stick man drowning. lol
Today I think I`ll go to a public restroom and wait until someone leaves, then click your stopwatch and write something down in a notebook.
A synonym is a word you use when you can`t remember how to spell the other word.
Iām eating for two ā me and that skinny girl inside my body. She likes cake, too.
"Everybody freeze!" -December
Why is it called stealing when your WIFI is trespassing in my house?
If no one comes from the future to stop you, than how bad of a decision can it really be.
The Fourth of July was an annual reminder of how useless my dog would be in a war.?
I don`t drink to get drunk, I drink to.....no wait, I definitely drink to get drunk.
I`m not anti-social I`m just pro leave me the f*ck alone.
It`s hard to trust people. Even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
Reasons I check my voicemail: 1% to hear the message. 99% to get rid of that annoying icon.
With all the new car technology you would think someone could invent a side mirror that could show where an object actually appears.
I wouldn`t say I`m a stalker so much as I am a covert observation enthusiast.
Procrastination: when "make a bucket list" is on your bucket list.