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So you`ll be able to buy Girl Scout Cookies online this year ... Your move Weight Watchers
If you think buying condoms is awkward, try returning them.
I’m not shy. I’m just holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
This whole being a responsible adult thing sucks.
Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone again for the first time?
pumpkin for sale, slightly used
If Wyle E Coyote had enough cash to buy all that ACME stuff why didn’t he just buy dinner?
As a nation, we may be spending our children`s money, but at my house, it`s the other way around.
I might get a job cleaning mirrors,its a job I can see myself doing.
I want it all and I want it delivered.
Don`t get into a relationship with someone unless they love you as much as Kim Kardashian loves Kim Kardashian.
My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don`t try to run her life and I don`t try to run mine.
Fun fact: Deciding where to eat is the leading cause of divorce
Before you refer to someone as your ex, make sure they know you dated.
This bottle of beer is not only delicious,,,, It also contains almost 10% of my daily requirement of beer...