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FYI: The signs that say "Falling Rocks"....I tried it.....it doesn`t.
that moment when somebody calls your house phone and ask where you are
Really discouraging that there`s still bald people in sci fi movies.
When I`m happy, I drink and when I drink, I`m happy. Win/Win!!
What if I am sexy and I don`t know it?
I was looking all over for my ambition today......well, It wasn`t under this 12 pack, so I`ll look tomorrow.
I look forward to paying off all my debt so I can get back to just being broke.
I have no super powers. I`m guessing I`m the villain.
I don`t have dirty mind ...I just hav a sexy imagination. ..
You know what`s wrong with winning a hundred thousand dollars? ... Not a damn thing!
I`m only gonna have one beer. At a time. Until all the beer is gone.
I should be ashamed of myself. Lets be clear, I`m not. But I should be.
I hate when someone texts me cause then I can`t post anything on the internet or they`ll know I`m ignoring them.
i havnt seen any status`s about ninjas lately.... well played ninjas
Today’s forecast.. mostly cloudy with a 99.9% chance of alcohol