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I`m still mad that video killed the radio star.
I often worry that mankind is going to start World War III soley because we enjoy trilogies.
If I pay $30 for a haunted house I better die.
LOOK A UFO! Quick, grab the worst camera money can buy.
Well I was gonna donate blood today until the lady got all personal and started asking "who´s blood is this?" and "How did you get it?"
You`ve really got to hand it to short people, because sometimes they often can`t reach it.
Just found a shopping list in this cart that said, "Beer, wine, crap like that", so apparently my soulmate is still out there.
Scientists have recently discovered that approximately 2% of Earth`s water at any given time is found on Tupperware containers being removed from the dishwasher
If I hug you longer than 3 seconds, I’m picking your pockets.
If I get an e-mail from you that says "Sent from my Blackberry" at the bottom, please understand that I`m not going to respond. I can only assume that you sent it in 2006.
Call me crazy, but the last person who did is still in a full body cast, so it`s up to you.
Use a mirror and you will find, PI.E = 3.14
I have my hesitations about Paradise City if the first thing you brag about is the color of the grass
At the end of each day, life should ask us, `Do you want to save the changes?`
My motto for the night ... drink till I no longer think :)