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So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m
60% of women fake orgasm.. 100% of men don`t give a sh*t about it..
RUN? I thought you said Rum. I quit.
When googling something, I always use Caps Lock so that the people from Google know it`s urgent.
No pornhub I do not want to share this video with my friends & family on Facebook
We`re sorry to announce that due to budget cuts the beloved carol "Silver Bells" will be replaced with the more cost effective carol "Aluminium Bells".
They should really be Middle-Age Mutant Business Turtles by now.
Sex, drugs, and candy crush all have one thing in common. It’s only an addiction if you start paying for it.
The leading cause of divorce ? ... marriage
When I drink I become everybody`s friend which makes up for my hating everybody when I`m sober.
I would just like to personal thank all the people in my life that have caused me so many problems, for making me the as$ I am today!
Pork is awesome, but it`s best when used as a verb.
I didn’t give you the finger...you earned it.
Remember before Amazon reviews when you could just buy a toothbrush without 6 hours of research?
This coworker is about to find out walking around smiling on a Monday always leads to workplace accidents.