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Somedays I could do without the life lesson
I`m not bothered if someone likes me or Not. Even Angels are hated by Demons.
My Memory.....The Second shortest thing I have.
Something I will never understand: Why it’s acceptable for people to be idiots but not acceptable for me to point it out.
Irish Handcuffs: Holding a beer in each hand.
I gauge a person’s wealth by the level of protection on their iPhone. No case, huge salary.
Tomorrow is Valentines day, a holiday that comes along once a year to remind you that if you don`t have a special someone...I guess your alone.
What supermarket did the pilgrims visit to purchase their canned gelatin cranberry sauce? I want my Thanksgiving to be authentic.
"Dora" only rhymes with "Explorer" if you`re from Long Island, New York
Listening to the voices in my head, I’ve concluded that they’re having more fun than me.
Not everything on CNN is fake news. Some of it is commercials.
A small child called 911 upon seeing a zebra because he thought a horse escaped from jail
I have problems cleaning my house because I get distracted by all the fun things I find.
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren’t paying attention.
So red or white wine with hamburger helper?