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When it comes to bug protection, you just can`t beat "OFF!".
Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door.
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.
decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
My doctor asked if any members of you family suffers from insanity, I replied "nope they seem to enjoy it!"
Dear Fruity Pebbles: Calorie content w/out milk is unnecessary. Anyone shoving dry Fruity Pebbles down their throat isn’t counting calories.
and alcohol are now friends.
I don`t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
I have removed all the unhealthy food from my house ... It was delicious.
People who eat grapes are impatient alcoholics
It`s remarkable how much I can get done out of sheer spite.
Life gets expensive when you trust a woman that`s cute.
I don`t get women. Also, I don`t understand them.
I was trying to think of something really deep to post on Facebook this morning. The Mariana Trench comes to mind.
Calories? I think you mean delicious points!