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My ex is living proof as to how stupid I can be.
I just took a 5 hour energy and a sleeping pill...LET THE BATTLE BEGIN.
My 6 yo just chugged a bottle of water in 30 seconds. Now I`m fearful of her college days.
Never take advice from me, you`ll only end up drunk......
I like to walk around the house naked. Until the cops chase me back inside.
Every dog is a badass until you decide to vacuum.
WikiHow suggested 9 Ways to Celebrate Earth Day.... I did all by ?#? SLEEPING?the whole day! How???? I smoked less, used water/power less etc. Wikiwikiwiki!!!!!
My chiropractor just told me that I`m well adjusted. See? Not everyone thinks I`m a total weirdo...
Would an obsession with the imperial measurement system be considered a foot fetish?
If I could have a superpower, it would be the ability to watch people workout and then absorb their health benefits...
Eating Popcorn: 90% during the trailers. 10% during the movie.
Okay I`m going to workout. Should I post about it now or after I`m done?
Of course I like you, I gave you that roofie didn`t I?
One way to find out if you`re old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you`re young, if they panic, you`re old.
I would know if I was insane, the voices would tell me.