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I’m a really down to earth guy because, you know, gravity.
Apparently not checking the mail is not a valid excuse for not paying your bills. The more you know.
I`m not sure it`s possible to fill a moving truck these days without the word "Tetris" being brought into the conversation.
Don`t do drugs. Become a Pop star and they give `em to you FOR FREE!
whoever said that there are no stupid questions was stupid
Always bring a stopwatch to church, guys. You want the girl that spends the longest amount of time in confession.
Monopoly: Destroying friendships since 1904
I hope my last words aren’t “What does this thing do?”
If rolling your eyes burned calories, Facebook would be my gym.
Reason number 347 why I hate Facebook: A guy from high school posted 11 new photos all with the caption "me"
I can`t really walk the walk, or talk the talk. But, if you need someone to drink the drink, I`m your man!
Anyone else find it odd that on Star Trek, when they "boldly go where no one has gone before" they always end up meeting someone?
I`m not lazy... I`m in energy saving mode.
Being an adult is mostly pretending to like wine and saying "the economy" a lot.
Why do they call it "Jew-ish"? Are they not Jew enough?