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Say what you want about Kim and Kanye naming their daughter North West. That kid is headed straight to the top. And slightly to the left.
Live each day like you’re marked for deletion.
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
The guy that discovered milk...What was he doing to that cow?
"Please don`t put a million dumb photos of me on your Facebook... it just annoys your friends" - Every baby
What`s the lowest IQ someone can have while still being a relatively full functioning adult? My wife wants to know.
Dancing in the 70`s: I have absolutely no idea what I am pointing at
I have been snoring a lot lately and apparently my coworkers find it distracting
I only drink on two occasions; when its my birthday and when its not.
Any fool can use a computer ... Many do
Whenever you feel like a genius, remember there was a time in your life when you were learning to not poop your pants.
If you go to dinner alone always ask for a table for two. Look sad as you eat and you will almost always get a free dessert
One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or complain. But it was a long time ago, and it was just for that one day.
If da Vinci were alive today, the "Mona Lisa" would have been called "IMG-20121020-00463.jpg"
I doubt my inferiority complex is as good as everyone else`s