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As you Mature... you learn that you cannot make someone love you.. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in..
I don’t have an attitude problem… You have a problem with my attitude… That’s your problem, not mine.
Sugar` is the only word in English that starts with `su` and sounds like `sh`. I`m sure of it.
It`s too bad parallel lines never meet because they have so much in common.
Debate?.....isn`t that what you use to catch "The Fish" ?
When I was a child I dreamed of being an old west cowboy. When I grew up I realized they didn`t have toilet paper with aloe.
Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?
Don`t forget to get your hurricane glasses before looking at it.
I don’t need pepper spray to stop a mugger, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes.
48 states observe daylight savings time. The other two clock block.
If two wrongs don`t make a right, try three.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong...and a Tax is a fine for doing well
Wondering if my heart is healthy enough for sex ... volunteers needed.
Breaking News: Viagra shippment stolen... Cops are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.
I need to put someone on my weekend to-do list