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Two days is not enough time for a weekend.
"This place needs to be sticky, wall to wall." - Every 2 year old with a Popsicle.
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. “Alright, get in the basket”
You know what the cheapest meat is? Deer balls ... They`re under a buck
spank me, its the only way i`ll learn.
If a man doesn`t drink when he`s living, how in the hell can he drink when he`s dead?
Water is life; without it we wouldn’t have coffee, whiskey or beer.
Half the time spent on Facebook is likely spent by creeping people and /or staring at the screen waiting for something interesting to happen.
Everything is legal when the cops aren`t around.
You don`t need training to be a street cleaner, you just pick it up as you go along.
So, at this point, should we really still be calling them New Kids on the Block?
I`m sorry officer, I thought you wanted to race.
Neil Armstrong said "One small step for man...". I would`ve just said "OH MY GOD, I`M ON THE MOON!!!!!!".
Sometimes my brain is like the bermuda triangle...Information goes in then it`s never found again..
I have an inferiority complex,,,,,, but it isn`t a very good one.