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A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling.
Hey chicks that only post inspirational shit: we know you’re nuts.
The best thing about humans is that many of the richest and most prosperous among us collect bottles of rotten grape juice.
Due to the weather, I was able to use the words "wet and slippery" at work all day without anyone thinking I`m a big perv.
I had to explain the Goonies today... so I`m feeling super old and bitter.
If you don’t like something change it... if you can’t change it....post it on facebook, so we can "like it" and laugh..
Do you ever get the feeling that you’re being watched? Because if it’s bothering you, I’ll stop.
I broke my finger today. But on the other hand I`m fine.
The irony of all this is, the internet was created to save us time...
I finally stopped caring what other people think ... I hope everyone`s ok with that.
Would an obsession with the imperial measurement system be considered a foot fetish?
am feeling lazy......... jst like the guy who desighned the Japannese flag
When you`re a kid, dick jokes are considered adult content, but when you`re an adult, they`re considered immature.
Just took the batteries out of my smoke detector to use in my TV remote control. Dont judge me .. It´s Sunday.
Being handed a flyer is the offline version of a pop-up ad.