Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Some people just need sympathetic pat.........on the head........with a hammer
Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a beef?
In relationships, it’s important to pay attention to the person’s likes and dislikes. My parole officer, for example, hates to be tickled.
If you don`t pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?
SPOILER ALERT for "Finding Bigfoot" TV show - they don`t find him. Again.
Same sex marriage? Heck, I know couples who would be happy with a SOME sex marriage
If "The Breakfast Club" were made today, it would be a silent film about 5 kids staring at their phones.
My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on.
Ride me like you stole me.
Sometimes I feel like a semicolon. I don`t know where I belong.
If you no longer know what day of the week it is, it’s time to get a job.
Of all the possible utensils that could have been invented to eat rice with... How did 2 sticks win out!?
If everyone would just be naughty next year, Santa would bring us all coal ... energy crisis solved!
Attention...my facebook page has been hacked. But everyone seems to like the new guy better, me too actually...so f**k it!
Never resist a mad impulse to do something nice for me.