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Politicians and diapers should be changed regularly and for the same reason...
These police take Hide and Seek really seriously.
often rambles on and on about this and that seeming to be heading towards a point but really just blabbing about nothing.
Pokémon means a totally different thing if your stuck in a Jamaican prison.
I`m not homophobic, I love my house!
Blood moon, shooting stars....I gotta move to a safer galaxy
I`m gonna hang a Batman costume in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer`s.
Good morning my friends ... Wait a minute ... What the f*ck am I doing up this early.
First comes love, then comes marriage. Then comes not making any decisions and feeling guilty about asking for blowjobs.
Everyone always wants to date the hot crazy chick.....Till you`re standing outside watching your house burn.
Drink coffee! ... Do stupid things faster with more energy.
My problem has always been a Constipated Brain and my mouth has the Runs.......
Never underestimate the power of cleavage.
My family tree is a cactus, we`re all pricks.
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