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I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch folks do it for hours.
Turning your signal light on once you`ve already changed lanes is just about as useful as offering to help the old lady across the street AFTER she`s already been hit by a school bus full of screaming children. Just sayin`
www.amish.com. How did this happen?
For years I thought hitchhikers were just complimenting my driving.
My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking. One cleaning.
for some reason my plans to workout never work out
Has anyone donated any money to ALS? All these ice bucket challenges I been seeing makes me think ... you all some cheap bastards
From now on when someone asks you where you`re from look them dead in the eye and say: Planet Venus.
"Hot singles in your area want nothing to do with you." -Honest spam
There is no harm in imitating a porn movie. But stopping in between because you are imitating the buffering part (!), is unacceptable.
Never underestimate a girl’s ability to find things out.
YouTube is so addicting, I click on a music video and next thing you know I`m watching how to make ice cream.
Was up all night wondering, why do people compliment me for having all my sh!t together & yet still insult me for being full of it?
am a bomb technician...anytime you see me running. Try keep it up
How easily you`re offended is directly proportional to how dumb you are.