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There are no bad photos. That’s just how you look sometimes.
Attention fuels immaturity
Some of my ideas are about as profitable as selling YOLO T-Shirts at a Reincarnation seminar
Some people post because they need attention and validation. Not me. (Thanks for reading this, the `Like` button is below)
Roses are red! violets are buckets. This poem makes no sense. Snot.
All this time I thought Bi-Polar was a big white bear with no sexual preference.
I sometimes ask myself, "What would Jesus do?", and then I think, Jesus wouldn`t be caught up in this sh*t.
This "NORMAL" you speak of, doesn`t sound fun at all.
For those of you who know nothing about pleasing a woman... the G spot is located at the end of the word "shopping".....js
Think about how much more stressful life’s most stressful moments would be if accompanied by the running-out-of-time music in Mario Bros.
... and so begins another failed hundred or so attempts at trying to write the correct year on anything I date.
Sometimes, I think I`m a genius. Then I realize I`ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy.
Sex in the City is the prequel to The Golden Girls, right?
If you`re crazy and you know it shake your meds...
Trail Mix: M&Ms with obstacles