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Two girls riding their bikes on a cobble stone road. 1st girl: I never came this way before. 2nd girl: Me neither. It must be the cobble stones.
Enough with the lies, people who drink decaf coffee, tell us what your game plan is.
Change is always hard.... Especially when a jar of it falls on your head.
I woke up this morning with a glass of water on my bedside table with a note saying “for hungover me” I drank it and it was vodka. Drunk me can be such an asshole!
Sometimes I feel like I get less attention than a white crayon.
#1738 "The fact that people use the wrong "your" and "there" yet spell "Bieber" correctly bothers me."-dd
After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast
My bank lets me send a text message and it´ll text back with my balance. It´s a cool feature but I didn´t think the LOL was necessary.
If the shoe fits, wear it. And if these shoes belong to someone else, walk away briskly.
Whenever you`re feeling down and in the dumps, just remember...the rest of us have been feeling that way about you too!
When someone wants to talk behind your back, FART!
I`m going to spend Valentine`s day with my ex.... Box 360
Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is police.
Of course I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.
Too many people complain about their looks, but not nearly enough complain about their brains.