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If someone is uncomfortable watching you masturbate they; A. Have intimacy issues B. Are frigid C. Should sit somewhere else on the bus
Holy crap! I just realized that I´m still it from a game of tag in 1987.
I wasn`t planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung G7 Note phones.
Gimmie a P. Gimmie an R. Gimmie an O. Gimmie a C. Gimmie an R. Gimmie an A. Gimmie an S. Gimmie a....oh, nevermind. I`ll finish this later.
Sorry, I can`t hangout. My uncle`s cousin`s sister in law`s best friend`s insurance agent`s roommate`s pet goldfish drowned. It was tragic.
So I was looking at my boyfriends facebook page and saw a ton of girls saying they love him. He`s obviously cheating on me. We are so over Zac Efron.
To make a long story short quit right in the middle.
There is no evidence that exists that life should be taken seriously.
I said "sad face emoji" instead of actually frowning today if you want to know how out of touch with reality I am.
I guess I’ll take my Christmas tree down today.
Seems like I can`t go anywhere in my house without somebody recognizing me.
Friends don’t let friends twerk.
Remember when phones were stupid and people were smart? hmm...
What`s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don`t know and I don`t care.
You think you have a tough job? I clean the windows on automatic doors.