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Wouldn’t it be great to hear a priest say “been there, done that” in reply to your confessed sins?
I had four E`s and LSD last night. Such an awful start to a game of scrabble!!
Never trust a person with only one Facebook photo of themselves.
That`s a horrible idea ... What time?
you know what sucks about being a "chubby guy"....when your girlfriend wants to play with YOUR boobs :)
I hate when I drop my pen on the floor and it`s slightly out of reach so I leave it there forever.
I dreamed about you last night, and so you know; Shame on you!!
If I haven`t offended you, just scroll thru my timeline. It`s in there.
My neighbour has diabetes and now she won`t make me cupcakes anymore, its like bad things always happen to me.
We are living in a generation where Vampires are sparkly,Werevolves are gay and Witches wear leather pants.
Why does it have to be bacon OR sausage?
I hate it when I fill my blowup doll with helium and then she plays hard to get...
Posting inspirational quotes online is the first sign to depression.
The correct term for gluten-free, sugarless, vegan brownies is "compost."
Kinda hypocritical of me to complain about people who send mixed signals seeing as the mat in front of my door says "welcome"...