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The Wizard of Oz is really just a cautionary tale about the lengths a woman will go to for the right shoes.
Thought I saw a kangeroo today turned out to be a greyhound taking a dump !
Hunting is easier for vegans because it’s easier to sneak up on plants.
My friends most commonly describe me as "who?"
Roses are red, violets are blue. If I had a brick, I`d throw it at you.
E-Cigs. The great taste of water vapor, the cool look of blowing a flashlight.
I like them big and fake. ~Me talking about Christmas trees
Ways to get to my heart: 1) food ... that’s pretty much it
Show me a bunch of people with type A personalities, and I`ll show you a control group.
I like to take, long, romantic walks, to the fridge. <3
If you`re gonna label the silica gel "do not eat", maybe you should label everything in the box. I almost ate a shoe before someone stopped me
Ok everybody. Please look in your bedroom closet. I got my stalking notes mixed up and don`t know where I am.
I`ve decided to take some time off Facebook so I can focus on work and, ok, I`m back
You call it Sushi, I call it bait.
"Are you completely sure this isn`t textable?" - the perfect voicemail prompt