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*Financial Status* Just rinsed off a paper plate...
I can`t get the cork off my dinner.
My idea of heaven consists of all of the things I`d go to hell for.
if its got tits you will get nothing but trouble !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barbie has an awful lot of things for a girl who`s knees don`t bend.
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great subway sandwiches.
"I`d hit that!" -Helpful blackjack dealer
is not impatient. I just patient really fast.
One thing horror movies have helped me realize is that as a parent, you definitely want to avoid having demonic children
Let`s be honest. If God wanted us to be vegetarians, he would have made cows faster.
I hate it when spiders just sit there acting like they pay rent.
Today everything gets answered by the magic eight ball
If a cannibal is late for dinner, do they give him the cold shoulder?
An important phone call is something that occurs when there`s no better excuse to ignore someone.
I`m not the kind of guy to distance himself from anything... Far from it.