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Teens today have it so easy. We didn`t have self-checkout lanes when we bought condoms.
The lyrics for "hush little baby" are basically saying "I will buy you anything if you just shut the hell up"
The lottery is over $400 million. Sorry poor kids, no dinner tonight...
I do not gossip ... I pass things along ... It`s like a public service.
Just saw a group of kids trying to put another kid into a dumpster, I had to step in, They couldn`t even lift him, We high-fived & laughed
October is breast awareness month for women, men are usually aware of breasts all year round.
I`m just wondering what the employees at the Weather Channel make small talk about.
Firemen, Astronauts, and Doctors are the only people who actually followed through on what they wanted to be when they grew up.
The problem with alcohol is that... it wears off.
It’s only Wednesday and I’m 95% done with this week.
I finally quit eating pizza for good, now I only eat pizza for evil.
Thumbnail pics. Helping ugly people look hot until you click on them since 1995.
Porn is the one industry where segregating races, genders, sexual preference, is completely acceptable
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you... I would start thinking about you.
Kinda funny how the Mayans said we were all gonna die in 2012, but they all disappeared way before us.