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If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew kisses in real life as much as we do in texts...it would be very creepy.
The block button is just the adult version of sticking your fingers in your ears and repeating "I can`t hear you" over and over
People say that marriage is a job...marriage is not a job, its a hobbie!! Dating while you`re married...that`s a job!!
If I`ve learned anything from Facebook, it`s that you shouldn`t be learning on Facebook.
It only takes a second to show someone how you feel. The police call it “Indecent Exposure” but whatever.
If you didn`t want to be hit with a shovel then you never should have started telling me about your problems.
At the start of every relationship many girls treat their boys as a GOD but later the alphabets are reversed
All I ask for is a chance to prove money can`t make me happy.
people say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but it`s the only way I can talk to you.
I`m sorry I slapped you but you didn`t seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked.
I drink my coffee out of a clear mug so people know where my tolerance level is at.
I wonder if my neighbors are more tired of hearing my dog bark or me screaming at it to shut the f*ck up.
I hope when Bruce Willis dies, it`s from a Viagra overdose. That way the headline can read "Bruce Willis Died Hard".
Sometimes I do totally awesome and amazing things just to throw people off.
all joking aside, think how many babies might be created tonight on valentines day