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I wonder if angry people know about naps?
What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg.
the jeremy kyle show, the only place you`ll see a six month old baby with more teeth than thier parents
i think lady gaga puts glue on herself, and rolls around random items.
None of the animals I designed and invented are at the zoo. Do they even check the suggestion box?
Was shopping when a small child riding shotgun in a shopping cart yelling "why you ain`t got no babies?"I bet my father in law paid her
Wouldn`t it be awesome if MTV had a show called "16 and Applying to Colleges"
I`m the guy at the gym laying face down on the treadmill telling everyone "I`m ok, I`m ok"
What do you get when you cross a pitbull with a computer? I don`t really know but when it megabytes, it megahertz
Social media is great if you like socializing without wearing pants.
A high school diploma takes you 12 years to get, 2 minutes to frame and a lifetime to forget where you put it.
Just when you want to be a good person again , someone new to stalk shows up
I wondered how smokers could afford them, until I realized they don`t have to save for retirement..
If Wendy`s think their square burgers are so awesome, why don`t they use square buns?
I entered what I ate for lunch into my calorie counting app and it uninstalled itself.