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No matter how old you are ... swingsets are cool.
Patience is not about how long you can wait, but how well you behave while waiting.
If everyone would stop screaming, I`m sure we`d all agree I`m not supposed to be in this women`s restroom.
It`s tax season. Anyone have some spare kids?
"I’m not drunk!” is an argument only very drunk people think they can win
Working from home and HR already cited me for sexual misconduct.
I think I just discovered Newton’s third law of Emotion: ..... "For every male action, there is an equal and opposite female overreaction."
You can`t Febreze bullshit.
I know I don`t look like it but I`m really good looking!
Men think us women dream of finding the perfect man when really, all we want is to eat anything without getting fat.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody`s there to appreciate it.
roses are red,violets are blue,god made me beautiful, what happen to you..
"it`s the thought that counts" doesn`t include showering. You have to actually do that.
Why can`t we just change the spelling to fit the way it sounds: Bologna = Bolony Lasagna = lasania knife= nife tsunami = sunami politician = a$$hole
I am woman, hear me say the opposite of what I mean in that tone that means you`d better do what I meant and not what I said.