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If I don`t `like` your post it`s because I don`t care...
Honk if you are reading this.
If you still pay for porn I just want you to know I have a butter churner and an abacus for sale.
I wouldn`t want lesbian parents. Not because I`m homophobic. I just don`t want to get stuck in an endless loop of "Go ask your mother."
If thought bubbles appeared over our heads, I would get punched in the face a lot more.
It`s amazing how I come up with my best status updates when I`m in the shower or when I`m driving. I think it has a lot to do with me being naked.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn`t really think your choice was excellent.
I feel like I am losing my mind !!! But as long as I can keep the bit that tells me when to pee, I should be OK !!
I don’t understand shark movies I mean just get out of the water.
Guys, if she says she`s crazy, she`s harmless. The real crazy ones never give you a damn clue.
I`ve been baptized five times this week in five different churches. I wish the landlord would hurry up and fix my shower.
Not only am I a master of suspense, but I
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza…
Wow, it`s beautiful outside. I should probably do something. Like close the blinds so there isn`t a glare on my screen.
Home is where the alcohol is.