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The symptoms of Ebola are sweating, weakness, diarrhoea and stomach pains. Kind of like when I see my wife going thru my phone.
Urban Dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions.
DUI attorneys should buy some ad space on those Taco Bell hot sauce packets.
There are no bad pictures; that’s just how your face looks sometimes.
If you take bites out of string cheese rather than rip strings off , you don`t f*cking deserve string cheese.
What`s the right age to stop running naked from the bedroom to the bathroom?
Nipples (noun) - the body`s way of telling you the weather
Not sure what to do with all the daylight we are saving.
What if plants could talk but they are still in shock from seeing the dinosaurs?
If kids are so wonderful why do you have to pay people to watch them?
Sneezing is like using sonar to find polite people.
Waldo’s mom must be worried sick.
When I was a kid...no wait, I still do that.
Write me your opinions on this extra soft paper and leave it next to my toilet.
Finding a needle in a haystack is quite easy if you just set the hay on fire.