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Bored? Update your Facebook to “in a relationship” with someone you’ve never met just to see if they’ll confirm.
I’m the kind of guy who dreams about naps while I’m asleep.
Why don’t television shows say, “You will be delighted to know that this program contains strong sexual content?”
this website used to be full of funny statuses. Then the 8-year olds came in.
It’s a strange moment, when you realize that the sound of nature is the sound of millions of animals, birds, and insects desperately trying to get laid.
Fun: text a friend "Are you alone right now?" They go "Yes." Then u text back LOL
May the bridges I burn light the path in front of me...
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
What if there actually is one legit Nigerian millionaire prince who genuinely needs to use your bank account?
After the expiration date on poison, is it more potent or less potent?
You mellennials and your obsession with public healthcare, back in my day we just died!
A date with Destiny.. Cause strippers need lovin` too.
I probably shouldn’t have driven home from the bar last night ... Especially as I walked there in the first place.
I dont hate you but, if you put `just about to jump off a cliff` as your facebook statuses i would poke you
Dear whoever ate my fries while i was in the ball pit at McDonald`s... grow up!!