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you know....I must be drop dead sexy because....cashiers are always checking me out….
My Doctor says I`m a serious alcoholic, but I think I`m more of a funny alcoholic.
I`m not much on seizing the day, I just kinda poke it with a stick.
I love my work, but I would also love to never have to do it again.
I scream, You scream, We all scream, Because grandpa forgot his hearing aids again.
Is "drunk" an emotion? Because if it is, I am feeling SUPER emotional right now...
I like to log into facebook and leave a status just to show I`m here. Or am I?
If at first you don`t succeed then you`re a loser...
I`ve got this great new drinking game where you take a shot every time you want to get more drunk.
I was going to do some spring cleaning, but the snow has ruined it for me.
Debate?.....isn`t that what you use to catch "The Fish" ?
If you`re having second thoughts, you`re 2 ahead of most people.
Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
I`ve decided that throughout the time period starting with Thanksgiving, continuing on to Christmas and ending on New Years Day, the term `Calories" regarding all food shall be referred to as "Deliciousness Points."
Today`s subliminal thought is: …