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I heard lots of bongo noises coming from my loft last night. It sounded very Drum Attic.
The best thing about falling down when you`re home alone is that you can just lie on the floor and take a nap.
Some people post because they need attention and validation. Not me. (Thanks for reading this, the `Like` button is below)
Is "drunk" an emotion? Because if it is, I am feeling SUPER emotional right now...
Dropped my cheeseburger in the dirt before I ate it. That`s about as organic you`re gonna get out of me.
I didn`t see anyone important yesterday, so I`ll probably wear these same clothes today.
"May the 4th" be with you!
This salad tastes like I`m about done with my New Year`s Resolution.
I love secretly placing a deck of cards on top of someones ceiling fan.
Who named the walkie talkie and why isn`t the vacuum called the pushy sucky?
I`m afraid if I start working out, I`ll be too sexy
Asking me if Iām hungry, is like asking me if I like money.
Pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window.
When people say they work like a dog, I look at mine and think they must mean they just lay around all day and poop wherever they feel like.
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