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If it hurts when you pee, urine trouble.
Sometimes, just to annoy my Therapist, I’ll ask him; “so how does my lack of progress make you feel?”
Dodgeball, but with random people who don`t know that they are playing..............
If I could time travel, I`d make sure the guy who made up the word Walkie-Talkie got to name more things.
I`d be super embarrassed if people saw my google history but only because its all words I should really know how to spell by now
Heard Justin Bieber got arrested for drag racing. Sure it`s dangerous, but surely it isn`t against the law to run in high heels...
Anyone want to be fake engaged for two hours so we can eat cake samples?
Patience is what I have when there are too many witnesses.
Instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals
I laugh in the face of normal.
Does running away from your problems count as exercising? If it is, then I`m one hell of a fitness freak
I bought a book called `How to become an expert at Origami`. So far, I`ve made 1000 paper snowballs.
I would be a terrible stalker because A) I`m not motivated enough B) You would always hear the rattle of peanut m&ms behind you.
Considering that dogs pee to mark territory, they probably think humans are constantly battling over who gets to claim the toilet.
1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance – My stages of getting ready for work