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Hunting is easier for vegans because it’s easier to sneak up on plants.
I`ll be thankful when this thankful month is over.
Sadly, I don`t think anyone has Wang Chunged once tonight... :(
Always wonder why do people even bother making good quality pinatas?
Women say they love a man in uniform but when i go clubbing in my McDonalds uniform none of them will talk to me....I`m confused
I hate when my mom tells people I`m 503 months old.
I will not let people drive me crazy because I know it`s in walking distance.
I`m single by choice. Not MY choice. But it`s still a choice
I love how my calendar assumes when I add a 8:00 event, it’s AM. Google thinks I’ve got my life together.
Idea: maybe the police force for a town of 20,000 shouldn`t have access to weapons you ordinarily need cheat codes to get
You know what the trouble about real life is? There`s no danger music.
Words and phrases I hope do not appear in my obituary: "Skeletal remains", "Dumpster", "Beyond recognition", "Decapitated", "Dental records", "Shallow grave", "Strewn", and "Suicide by Cop."
is procastinating now. Don´t see why I should put it off.
It should be a rule that if you dress up like a red hair clown , you get a free happy meal at McDonalds .....I`ll pay this time , but I`m not happy ... !!
You`d think the self checkout lanes would have more mirrors.