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Do you want to know Victoria`s Secret? Their lingerie doesn`t look the same on your girlfriend as it does on their models..
Of course your opinion matters. Just not to me.
Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today.
I think that there are two things that we can all agree on: Boobs.
Before I get busy doing nothing, I am taking a 20 minute break.
How do they even grow boneless chicken`s?
That moment when you are having a conversation in your head and you realize you are making faces that go along with the silent conversation.
Single ladies, stop saying you should just give up & get a cat , if no man wants you , don`t force an innocent cat to live with you..
All who post weather maps on FB. You know we have the internet too, right??
Depresso; the feeling you get when you`ve run out of coffee.
I just saw the neighbor`s kid trying to spray whipped cream on his cat. I`m thinking he overheard something last night in that house he wasn`t supposed to.
Just because you`re not paranoid doesn`t mean they`re not out to get you.
I want you to know that whatever problems you`re having, I`m here to read about it on Facebook
I’ve taken off my pants in most malls that I’ve been to.
The longer a Woman takes to get ready, the easier it is to piss her off.. it`s Science