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is cuddling up with a good book and a cup of tea. Ah, who am I kidding... I´m looking at Hustler and having a beer.
If this world got any smaller I`d probably fall off - George T. Ignace
Well that`s a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I`m doing.
The ultimate home security system is having crappy stuff.
People with the loudest car audio systems usually have the worst taste in music.
I don`t always get to drink free beer... But I just happen to know my neighbor went to the night shift, and I saw him filling his fridge today.
I look so young for my rage.
you know it`s a good fart when it wakes you from a dead sleep and you pull a butt muscle at the same time.
You might think you`re smart until you try using someone else`s microwave.
To calculate the average number of times a guy has sex per week, multiply the number of fantasy football leagues he`s in by the number zero.
Growing up we were so poor. If I wasn`t a boy I would have had nothing to play with.
Things ain`t nobody got time for: That
If Facebook has taught us anything, it`s that a lot of people are not quite ready for a Spelling Bee.
Still have not used all the free hours from my AOL start up disk
Never resist a mad impulse to do something nice for me.