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When listening to skinny girls talk about losing weight it`s perfectly reasonable to battle cry then karate chop their tiny stomach`s.
Leaving the house would be so much cooler if someone would yell “Aaaaand Action!” as I walk out the door.
Boss: Why aren`t you working? Me: I didn`t see you coming!
I`m not fat. My stomach is in 3D
A Slinky is a great way to teach young children that it`s fun to push things down the stairs.
H.A.T.E.R.S. : Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success?
The only idea worse than New Coke was brown toilet paper...
Dogs are God`s way of apologizing for your relatives.
Every selfie you post should come stamped with a number like a limited edition print. "Attempt 7 of 25".
If a cannibal ate a comedian, that would lead to some funny sh!t.
The number of things that are *NOT* rocket science is staggering.
When my kid grows up they`re not aloud to date until they`re married.
The real trouble with reality is that there`s no background music.
F*ck you, regular cars that look like police cars. Also vice versa.
I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision.