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Girls think that having their period is the most inconvenient thing they can experience. They`ve obviously never dated a girl who was on her period.
I would explain it to you again, but I am fresh out of puppets and crayons.
3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier`s face: Priceless!
The best part about living in a small town is when I don`t know what I`m doing, someone else does.
It must really suck to take life so seriously that you can’t enjoy it.
It`s so hot I have my air condition set on bankruptcy.
I don’t know what my neighbor’s name is and we’ve been neighbors too long for me to ask.
I’ve been reading a lot about how to live and eat healthier and then not doing anything with that information.
Alcohol is never the answer...unless, of course, you ask what I`ll be doing tonight.
Anyone notice the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”?
Can`t believe people still say "pot" it`s not the 70s anymore we call it "saucepan" now
Leaving the house on a Monday morning would be so much cooler if someone would yell "Aaaaand Action!" as I walk out the door.
I did a push-up today. Well, actually I fell down, but had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough. Now I need a beer.
I was just watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there`s already been a wrist injury.. No worries, I should be okay in a couple of days..
Shouting "Not it!" should still make us exempt from doing anything that we don`t feel like doing.