Daily Silly Status

Sorry I referred to your baby shower as a gift extortion party.

I love going for walks in the rain. You can pee your pants and no one will be the wiser.

I recently took up meditation. It beats sitting around doing nothing.

Now that the Summer is over, I can finally stop pretending to be on a diet

It`s funny to watch all these people Bumping Up their own posts.

Every time you have McDonald’s as a kid, it’s a victory. Every time you have it as an adult, it’s a defeat.

You know its bad when you feel like your life is being directed by Quentin Tarantino.

I have the rest of my life to be an adult.

Any time you feel lonely, remember, its your fault nobody likes you.

This recliner and I go way back.

Just read a book on quantum evolution. The idea is that quantum mechanics are involved in the process of evolution. I still say go to WalMart and then try to sell me on evolution....

what I hate about technology is that even my book ran out of batteries

Depresso; the feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee.

Just heard someone pronounce the H in wheel so I`m gonna need a minute

You call them ‘naps’ but I prefer to call them ‘alcohol-induced aftershocks`