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wonders how you can knock sense into someone when you`re beating them senseless?
Sometimes I think, "Screw this, I will just be a stripper." Then I remember I am fat and I can`t dance.
Sleeping is so difficult when you have a world awake in your phone.
Last year I won a $50 gift card to Chili`s at a Christmas raffle. ...... This year I`ve decided my Secret Santa gift is going to be a $14.37 gift card to Chili`s.
Waldo wears stripes because he doesn`t want to be spotted !
Facebook: Wasting peoples lives since 2004
Pretending to be nice is exhausting...
If it defies all logic, and makes very little sense then it was probably my idea...
never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes
I`ve just realised that I`ve got one of those cool body types that can eat whatever I want and get fat.
The word "Saturday" has "turd" in it. Good luck trying to ignore that for the rest of your life, starting now.
You know what the trouble about real life is? There`s no danger music.
I`m saving all my good posts for when I can think of some.
If you don’t like my sense of humor please tell me… so I can laugh at you!
It`s like my pastor always says, "Who are you and why are you stealing wine?"