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Lil Wayne is 10% African-American and 90% tattoo.
HA! If you think I`M crazy you should meet ME!
Ok advertisers, for the last time. I’m playing a game I downloaded for free. So, the fact that you chose to advertise here means your product is grossly overpriced…
If you rub two sticks together fast enough, you`ll eventually start a widespread panic on the subway.
It`s like my golf instructor thinks I`m mature enough to handle him talking about balls, and how to properly grip the club.
When I`m in a good mood I act like I`m in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood.
Internet dating: the odds are good but the goods are odd.
lord, we beg you for tupac, and in return you can have justin bieber
Applebees is a word that starts off pretty tame but takes a dangerous twist
It`s frustrating to know, I`ll never experience the exhilaration of getting to meet me.
Helping my kid study for her geology exam, and apparently `hard` `classic` and `punk` are not the 3 different types of rock.
Using Romeo & Juliet to express how in love you are is like using Hamlet to show how close and well adjusted your family life is.
Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I’m a woman. And we never forget. Anything. Ever.
My wife told me I have to quit playing poker all the time but I think she`s bluffing...
The hardest part of parenting is standing idly by while your children build a mediocre couch fort.