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Why is it that people who drink energy drinks seem like the people with the least amount of stuff going on?
Insert coin to view my status message.
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
Sorry I wasn’t ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 54 episodes of this new show I found.
Roses are red! violets are buckets. This poem makes no sense. Snot.
When they say all expenses paid, does that include bail?
If you think I wrote this status update in the nude, you`re wrong. I`m wearing a sombrero and a candy necklace.
Of course I`m a good mother ... They`re still alive aren`t they.
There is no evidence that exists that life should be taken seriously.
The older I get the more use I have for the phrase "bite me."
I only hate the people in front of me while checking out at the store. Everyone behind me is cool.
Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you`re donating blood...
If Reincarnation ends up being real... Those People who got "YOLO" tattoos are going to look... Pretty Silly
Help I`m covered in chameleons & no one believes me
My biggest problem is that I believe almost everything I tell myself.