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SCARY BUT TRUE: statistics show that everyone who’s ever used a cell phone will die
like this if you are against animal cruelty
Chasing your dreams is hard... especially when that damn alarm keeps going off
2017 didn`t need that extra hour back.
“I” before “E” especially after “P”. Mmmm pie
I`d be super embarrassed if people saw my google history but only because its all words I should really know how to spell by now
Beauty is only a light switch away...
Happy Fourth of July!! Or as the rest of the world likes to call it, Friday.
It`s fun to chant "Bloody Mary" three times into your car`s side mirror while driving at night and watch her jog to keep up
I can`t unfriend you because I really enjoy watching the disaster that is your life.
Strange new trend at work. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Yesterday I ate a tuna sandwich named Jennifer.
I’m on a forgotten-name basis with quite a lot of people.
After Monday and Tuesday... even the week says WTF!
My therapist goes to her therapist five minutes after I leave.
The fact “gorilla” does not rhyme with “tortilla” infuriates me.