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Girls think that having their period is the most inconvenient thing they can experience. They`ve obviously never dated a girl who was on her period.
Oh the pranks I would pull if I were invisible
Doctor told me I need glasses. So I`m having several tonite.
Somewhere, a smart Lasik surgeon has an office full of brochures that are all slightly out of focus and a recovery room where they have clear print.
some people just need to be kicked... in the stomach... with steel toed boots
I wanna steal a Krispy Kreme truck and go on a high speed chase just because it`d be funny to watch a bunch of cops chase a donut truck
Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.
This morning I jogged for 30 swear words.
It’s not you. It’s my ears. They just make you sound so boring and dull.
I’ve been really depressed these past few days. Finally visited a therapist and got diagnosed. Turns out, I’m poor.
The only hunger games i care about involve plastic hippos.
Every family has a plastic bag full of plastic bags.
What do 95% of men do after an orgasm? Delete their browser history.
Ladies: If he’s right handed, and you find the mouse to the left of the computer monitor, there is only one explanation. Sorry Guys.
Fun Fact: Over 97.8% of men have already made mistakes this year that a woman will remind him about for the rest of his days.