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Do gun manuals have Trouble Shooting sections?
Ever wondered why there is a stairway to heaven, and a highway to hell? There´s apparently more traffic going to hell!!
Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.
If noone comes from the future to stop you, how bad of a decision could it really be?
Old enough to know better, young enough to take a dare...
Not every flower can say love...but a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst...but a cactus did. Not every idiot can read, but look at you go!!!! lol
If it defies all logic, and makes very little sense then it was probably my idea...
Shouldn`t the Air and Space museum be empty?
Kinda makes you wonder how many employees used to piss on their hands in the bathroom before management finally took action
You know one thing i really like about you is that you dont like anything about me.
The text message is the new greeting card, but without any hope that there will be money inside.
I`ve accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.
There are two types of people in this world, those with common sense and those who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but the more important question is, how did they get in there in the first place?
This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.