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Still not 100% clear on whether French Montana is a person or a steakhouse special.
Bring multiple sets of clothes to work, change every hour, and act like nothing’s different.
i just accidentally used AOL online, im betting the workers there are celebrating and think they have a chance in the future. lol
The most amazing thing about the internet is how it allows you, with the click of a few buttons, to do absolutely nothing with your life.
It`s never too late to follow your dreams. Unless your dream is to be a child actor, in which case yes, it`s too late.
How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
Ever talk to someone so stupid you can hear them misspelling words?
and alcohol are now friends.
I solve all my problems by creating three new ones as distractions.
Life tip: if someone comes out of a bathroom sweating, do not go in that bathroom.
Don`t expect me not to hopscotch all over your house if you have fancy tiles.
Car commercials make driving around in empty parking structures look fun and normal and not suspicious or kidnappy.
I`d like to have a child one day ... Two days, tops.
Just when you think someone couldn`t be any more annoying I test your theory.
Jingle bells johnny smells, amelia ruled the show, frankies okay, marcus is gay, little mix all the way.. HAY !!!