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So if one was to type ‘idiot’ into Google, would your picture come up?
My head says “go to the gym” but my heart says, “stay on the internet forever and eat!”
Whatever I did to make you hate me, I’d like to know. I have other people I can use that on.
"This is bullsh!t" - bull farmer giving barn tours
Yes I`m still bitter about my name not being mentioned in "Mambo No. 5"
You can test my patience all you want, but I’m never going to pass.
I was disappointed to learn that the Discovery Channel’s program “Deadliest Catch” wasn’t about first marriages.
New documentary movie about white trash ... I only saw the trailer...
Hey Guys, I don’t have Instagram but I just wanted to let you know that I had oatmeal for breakfast. No sugar, mixed with water.
I guess at a job interview "firing you" is not an acceptable answer when asked where I see myself in a few years.
You can either be right, or you can be the husband.
My newsfeed looks like a cross between a Civil War Soldier and ZZ Top photo album.
Relationship has 12 letters, but then again so does alcohollllll
The point of no return sounds like a fun vacation spot.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in the fruit salad.