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Everybody stop what you`re doing and play with crayons!! Enjoy the day
I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn`t reach very far.
i hate not being able to correct the typo i just made in my previous statues update......DAMN IT! I JUST DID IT AGAIN!
That moment when you are having a conversation in your head and you realize you are making faces that go along with the silent conversation.
Calling someone "stupid" is mean. Unless they actually are. Then it`s just a diagnosis.
Somebody needs to invent a voice-activated refrigerator on wheels.
Today`s Horoscope: You`re gullible.
Never scratch your a$$ with chocolate on your fingers.
This bar doesn’t know it yet, but it’s about to be karaoke night.
The well behaved rarely make history.
Maybe my mom was right all those years ago. Maybe I won`t be happy until someone loses an eye. Maybe that`s what`s been missing.
That awkward moment when the woman your dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, and you realize she`s just lost an earring and nobody in Starbucks can hear your iPod...
You’re not important enough to have haters. You just have a few people who notice you’re an a$$hole.
She texted me: "Your adorable.". I replied: "No, you`re adorable." Now she thinks I like her. All I did was point out her typo!
If Wendy`s think their square burgers are so awesome, why don`t they use square buns?