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I got on-line to check the weather...That was 12 years ago.
If you’re gonna flip out on your Facebook, don’t delete it all the next day. Some of us still want to share your meltdown with our friends.
United should roll out Rodeo Rewards where you get paid based on how long you are able to stay on the plane when you are chosen to volunteer.
Pizza: nah, Sex: eh, Drinking: no thanks, It`s so hard thinking of what to give up for Lent...
Instead of exes, they should be called whys.
Better ingredients. Better pizza. Horrible acting. Papa Johns.
Internet dating: the odds are good but the goods are odd.
It doesn’t matter what it is. It is automatically cool if it glows in the dark.
If looks could kill, mirrors would be the leading cause of death among ugly people
That awkward moment when you imagine your own funeral...
Well, Thanks to SAMSUNG, flat screens are no longer `Flat`.
If I`m in a public bathroom and someone else in that same bathroom is on the phone and states that they are ANYWHERE ELSE, I flush my toilet
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Congratulations on becoming a homeowner! From now on, every noise you hear will cost you money.
The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.