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If you see someone wearing camouflage, make sure to walk right into them so they know it`s working.
Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious!
The only difference between fear and adventure is how much you breathe.
My friend works at the morgue and apparently tonight is open mike night.
Talking to you makes me invent new swear words.
Who let the owls out?? Don`t sing the chorus you`ll make it worse.
Men are trained from birth that happiness comes from either boobs or a bottle.
I fell asleep at the wheel last weekend. My pottery was ruined.
The trouble with bucket seats is that, not everybody has the same size bucket.
I hear voices ... and they don`t like you.
It`s impossible to get a parking ticket if you don`t have windshield wipers.
I`m bored, I think I`ll ask my boyfriend if I look fat. - women
Save water, shower together.
This day will end with either wine or shopping. Probably both.
Me and my recliner...we go way back.