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I`m going to make a bucket list: Things I`m going to do before I kick the bucket. Number 1: WEAR SHOES!!!
Never assume coz u wil make an "ass" out of "u" and "me"
Rawwrrr means I love you in dinosaur. Everyone knows that, silly
I would leave my house a LOT more if I could take the couch with me and wear my pajamas.
To honor Thanksgiving this month I will be calling every one Pilgrim instead of Dude or Bro-- Fair warning
How big does a cupcake have to be before it`s just a cake?
Dogs love you even if you’re ugly.
People are making Rapture jokes like there`s no tomorrow.....
Rap Music is like Scissors…It always loses to Rock.
OK. So I took the road less traveled. Now where the hell am I?
They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness
dreams of a better world... where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
Safety Tip: lock your doors and windows before bed. Btw, I love what you`ve done with the place.
A few more months without getting laid and I should be eligible for employment at Gamestop.
Back in the day, Mom gave us two dinner choices. What she cooked or jack sh!t....