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What flavor is this Harlem Shake you speak of?
Can`t afford P90X or INSANITY workout videos? Go find a wasp nest and slap the sh!t out of it. Never knew I could shadow box,bicycle kick,and twirl while floating.
I like it like that
I hope the next big trend in music is Talent.
I always make it a point to become friends with babies. That`s free cake once a year for a lifetime.
People are so weird. You reach under the bathroom stall to tie their shoes and they freak out instead of saying thanks.
The irony of all this is, the internet was created to save us time…
I`m having trouble telling if it`s killing me or making me stronger
I was like "No, Pepsi is NOT ok. I wanted a Coke." And she was all "Sir, 911 should only be dialed for real emergencies."
It`s ok, ghosts, no-one believes in me either.
I have completely mastered the right way to do everything wrong.
You’re not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
My neighbor put the box his fridge came in on the curb for trash pickup. Guess who has a new fort!
I thought we had something. You met my family, made me dinner, called me honey. Now suddenly you’re a “waitress” who was “doing her job?”
I wonder if Brazil has a wax museum?